Decaf and All That

Careful, not too much of that
Make it gluten free and low-fat.

Born 3
Sugar free
Heart smart
The right start.

Skim milk
Low salt
Wheat free
And Sacharine
Lean cuisine and lite ice cream
Popcorn but with margarine.

New science yields new possibility
For a future where less is more for you and me
Artificial flavour has no calories
So savour the flavour, falsely.

Get your recommend daily allowance of vitamins A thru Z
But make sure you don’t get them happily.

Genetically modified, radiated, purified
Reverse osmosis water to keep you alive
We’ll take it out, then add it in
That new hot-topic vitamin

Sealed for your protection
Nutri-bar and RDA
“On the lighter side”
Special K

Lean cuisine
Diet coke
Eggs, but please,
Without the yokes.

 – Adrian Stimpson

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